"This started as a joke. Then I realized most men actually need it. So here we are."
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Not because you're unattractive.
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Not because women are too picky.
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Not because “modern dating is doomed.”
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But because you have no idea how you’re coming across.
A generation of men is out here drowning in digital rejection, swiping like it’s a second job, and wondering why dating feels like a rigged casino where the house always wins.
Meanwhile, women are exhausted - wading through a sea of low-effort, low-awareness, copy-paste male attention, dodging unsolicited “wyd” texts, and lowering their standards just to survive the chaos.
Men, we need to talk.
Let’s not sugarcoat it: Dating apps are a dystopian hellscape, where most men are failing spectacularly
It’s not that you aren’t trying.
It’s that nobody has ever actually taught you how to connect.
And if you’re here, you already feel it.
Maybe you’re tired of sending messages into the void.
Maybe you’re matching with women but never actually getting dates.
Or maybe—just maybe—you’re starting to suspect that the problem isn’t the app. It’s how you’re showing up on it.
That’s a tough pill to swallow. But don’t worry, I brought water.
💀 The Moment I Snapped
(And Decided to Write This Guide)
I need you to understand something: I didn’t write this to roast you.
I wrote it because I couldn’t take it anymore.
I’ve watched too many genuinely great men wreck their chances—over and over—without even realizing it.
I’d scroll through profiles and think, “Oh no. No no no. Please don’t say that.”
I’d get messages and think, “You had potential. You really did. And then you opened with that.”
I’d watch my female friends swipe past decent, attractive, smart men because their profiles and texts were giving the exact opposite of what they actually wanted to communicate.
And that’s when it hit me: no one has ever told men what actually works.
Because let’s be real, nobody prepares men for dating.
Women grow up constantly immersed in conversations about attraction, emotions, social intelligence, and relationships.
Men? You’re thrown into the deep end with zero training, left to figure it out through brutal trial and error.
And when things don’t go well? You assume it’s bad luck.
It’s not. There are rules.
And it’s time you learned them.
There is a language to attraction, chemistry, and connection.
The problem?
Most men don’t speak it.
Women feel attraction. It’s instant, subconscious, and emotional.
Men think attraction. It’s more visual, logical, and linear.
So while you’re out here listing your job, your hobbies, and your height, thinking you’re being clear about who you are,
Women are swiping left because they’re not feeling anything.
📢 THIS STOPS TODAY.
Welcome to the brutal, no-BS, era-defining revolution that’s about to flip the script on modern dating.
Here’s your playbook.
No fluff. No gimmicks. No cringey pickup artist tactics. Just brutal truth, razor-sharp insights, and unapologetically real dating app wisdom - designed to make you impossible to ignore.
🔥 This is not a book.
It’s an emergency intervention for men unknowingly sabotaging themselves and getting ghosted because of it.
🚀 This is not advice.
It’s a full-blown reset because modern dating is broken, and you’re done playing by the wrong rules.
⚡ This is not “pickup artistry.”
It’s a psychological blueprint that finally decodes what women actually think—before you disappear into the abyss of unread messages.
🔥 What’s Inside?
✔️ Why women are swiping left faster than they can blink (*Hint: It’s not your face—it’s your whole vibe.)
✔️ How to actually write a bio that doesn’t sound like a tax form
✔️ Why “Hey” is the worst opening line of all time and what to say instead (Spoiler: Anything. Literally anything else.)
✔️ The fine line between confidence and overcompensation (and how to stay on the right side of it)
✔️ How to land an actual date and not fumble the bag before you even meet
✔️ What to do on the first date so she actually wants to see you again (No, it’s not ‘just be yourself,’ because let’s be real, that’s not working.)
💰 How Much Is It?
$39.
That’s less than the cost of one bad date where you sit there awkwardly, overthink the bill, and then get ghosted anyway.
(Seriously, you’ve spent more on useless subscription services and overpriced drinks. This will actually improve your life.)
🚀 Ready to Stop Swiping in Circles?
⬇️ Get The Savage Dating App Playbook for Men Now ⬇️
🔥 FAQ (For the Over-thinkers)
❓ Is this for me if I’m not bad at dating apps, just… not great?
✔️ Yes. If you’ve ever felt stuck, ignored, or like you’re putting in effort but getting nothing back, this will show you what’s going wrong.
❓ Will this make me cringe at my past dating app mistakes?
✔️ 100%. Growth is painful—embrace it.
❓ Is this a bunch of toxic alpha-male nonsense?
🚫 Absolutely not. This is not about being “high value” or whatever guys on YouTube are screaming about. This is about understanding yourself and actually connecting with women.
❓ Will this get me a girlfriend?
✔️ No guarantees, but if you actually apply this, you will get more matches, better convos, and actual dates. Whether you fumble them is on you.
Disclaimer: This guide is humor-heavy and slightly exaggerated for effect—read it with a grain of salt.
🚀 See you on the inside.
